A Gentlemans Guide to Kinky Billie.

A Gentlemans Guide to Kinky Billie.

(To be followed by a Gentlemans Guide to Sensual Billie at a later date).

*DISCLAIMER* I cannot be held personally responsible for any raise in heart rate, public discomfort, or arousal caused by reading the following blog. Should you become uncontrollably hot under the collar, I suggest you self isolate immediately (preferably with me, I’ve got just the cure).

I often say (only half jokingly) that being a kinky woman is a lot like being born into The Mob. It’s not a lifestyle choice – more a culture of behaviour you’re born into. It never occurs to you that your way of being exists on the fringes of normality, and by the time it does, frankly, you’re too corrupted to care. Your existence is far less exciting or complicated than people imagine: like everyone else, you wake up, brush your teeth, smile at the postman, enjoy spaghetti Bolognese for dinner, and so on. But there’s a corner of your mind that others lack (or perhaps just suppress) and that corner is responsible for your more subversive thoughts.

What happens (or should happen) with most vices, whether it’s parties or alcohol or sex or anything – is that over time you go from enjoying it all, to working out what it is that you really like. In some ways I’m the same, and my tastes have narrowed over time, whilst simultaneously, my individual kinks have broadened. I’m a sensual person, so the balance between my sensual side and my kinky side is important to me. I’m a woman who loves spanking AND snuggles. Why should I be forced to choose? Contrary to what most people believe, it never used to be like this. Way back in yesteryear people were less put in boxes: You could be respectable and a pervert; or an artist and a scientist; or a poet and an explorer. But being a kinky woman with a brain in the modern world can be difficult (albeit rather exciting!) to navigate. My submissive tendencies have always been a part of me that I enjoy; something I like about myself. A lot of people are tortured by their kinks, but I’m not (unless you want me to be haha!)

So, what does Billie enjoy?

Choking:
One of my favourite things! I’m not sure where this came from (this is the kink equivalent of the Big Bang – it just appeared out of nowhere and it’s easier just to accept it than work out why). I’m aware that very few people have experienced women that enjoy this to the extent I do. I will show you! 🙂 And don’t worry, we’re not talking anything crazy. Usually I enjoy this during rough sex or passionate moments. It is an instant aphrodisiac for me and is extremely pleasurable. I have such a strong physical and mental reaction to being choked (one hand please!) and this leads to vert intense orgasms. Feeling excited even writing this! This kink is something I enjoy initiating myself when I’m in the mood.

Being groped:
I love being grabbed. Okay this possibly isn’t technically a kink(?) But one think I really like is having my bum grabbed. After all who doesn’t like that feeling that someone is passionate about you and can’t get enough of you? I’m a bit of a grabber too by the way 🙂 I like being physically moved around, I like being squeezed and appreciated.

Dressing up:
When John Galliano said “The joy of dressing is an art”, he probably wasn’t referencing my extensive collection of kinky outfits. As you may know – I love being a well dressed woman, so why shouldn’t that extend to the bedroom? I source things from all over, and have been lucky enough to have been gifted many of my favourite pieces. I love strappy leather pieces, held together with cold smooth metal. When I wear leather, it puts me (and hopefully you?) in the mood for debauchery. I also enjoy the dynamic of being minimally dressed whilst in the company of a fully dressed man – perhaps this comes from my time as a dancer, where I spent much of my time in seven inch heels and a virtually non existent thong whilst sat on the lap of a three piece suit. On the other end of tbe spectrum, I enjoy silky stockings with suspender belts to frame my peachy (spankable!) bottom). I like “Sophistisub” (yes I did just coin this phrase now) outfits – fine chantilly lace and pure silks with extremely high heels, perhaps a collar, and my higher quality beautiful handcuffs and accessories. I have some other kinky outfits too that are (for want of a more pretentious phrase) delightfully trashy: wet look, extra shiny extra mini skirts and dresses, and then everything you can imagine quality and taste-wise right up to some pieces I had hand made in Italy by La Perla, and made to measure bottomless catsuit (yes you did read that correctly) by Anoeses.

I am boot ADDICT and have a very extensive collection of sexy leather boots, almost all of which are treasured gifts. My all time favourites are in leather and by Casadei. Boots are so sexy in the bedroom, and I love pairing them with some of my more daring outfits (or nothing at all)!

Roleplay:
Favourites include (but are not limited to) me as: an estate agent, personal trainer, nurse, drunk babysitter, mens tailor, interviewing personal assistant, naive and clumsy maid, office slut, d-ddy issues, witness being questioned by the police, snobby stepford wife, bratty student, yoga teacher, hostage/blackmail, air hostess. I also have all these outfits at request (lucky you!) I have written extensive erotic fiction about various role play scenarios, some of which I will post later when they are properly edited.

Spanking:
Self explanatory – whether bent over the bed or your knee. I do not enjoy pain and prefer a dynamic where I am getting a spanking because you understand I fundamentally deserve and need it, rather than to be mean to me. I also very much enjoy fingers in my mouth or elsewhere during this process. I have a few spanking paddles which are also fun.

Hair pulling:
This was one of my all time favourite things but not currently available due to having extensions in. Sorry!

Toys:
An absolute must for every single kinky girl (life with no boyfriend = riffling through the toybox regularly and often desperately!). In short: I have every toy you can think of, and a few you couldn’t imagine. My favourites are handcuffs, butt plugs (I have many pretty girly ones, which exponentially improve your view from behind, or so I’ve been told!) and clit vibrators. I’ve had times when I’ve been much more into the gadgets – remote control this, and ten speed that, but these days I use them less, perhaps because I’m more in tune with myself and can get a lot of unparalleled pleasure from a fairly uncomplicated one on one interaction. If you come over and want to see, I’ll show you what else I have in my toy box.

Exhibitionism:
(Not to be confused with public sex or dogging or whatever it’s called!) I love to dance for you, tease you, and please myself whilst you watch. I love watching us in the mirror and I also have many fantasies that involve being watched in the shower or whilst getting dressed.

Phew – cold shower pending!

Will write up my more sensual preferences when I have the time. See you soon!

Billie x